January 2010
51 posts
“Someone had an inflatable cock and Liam [Gallagher] said, ‘I didn’t...”
Three books just slid off my bookshelf, and I caught them all with one hand without even looking up from my work.
I am truly a ninja :)
Rant about today: We were meant to be signing contracts and putting down a deposit on a house today. Olivia and Steve went to view it last week, and we’d made an appoinment with the lady to all go in and put our deposits on it today at 4:30, so it would be ours (took ages to arrange this aswell, coz she said we all had to be there, but because there’s 6 of us and we’re all on...
gemmagemma:
doesn’t get why one of my flatmates decides to be horrible to me, at random times. I don’t do anything to him and he makes me feel like shit. Maybe it’s a guy thing, to just be nasty to people whenever they feel like it, i don’t know, but it’s starting be a frequent thing with him and i hate it. Urgh, he can just fuck off.
Urgh, what a loser. That’s not a guy thing my dear...
To whoever lives next door,
tuttifruity:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
You have very limited skills on the guitar and your singing sucks. I doubt this is going to grant you access to any of the girls’ pants that are in there with you.
Are you so insanely moronic that you choose to play you guitar (amp and all) at 2:30 Monday morning.
I must say you are the irritating fly on top the turd that has been my day.
Oh Sava, I’m...
fmylife:
Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don’t like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women’s tennis. FML
To be honest, lady, you have only yourself to blame :)
Fml.
The video for Richard Ashcroft’s new band’s first song is on the NME website, but I can’t watch it because my auntie’s shitty laptop doesn’t play sound or video :(
Things have not been going my way today haha.
Drama of the day...
Was sitting in my room and four absolutly mental girl screams came from the kitchen. Honestly sounded like someone was being murdered, my flatmates have impressive lung capacity :) Ran out to see what was going on, coz they scream a lot, but nevvverr like that. They were all huddled in one corner of the kitchen, and Emily goes “There’s a foot in Sam’s cupboard!”
Paul and...
It is highly probable that pyjama bottoms are the best invention in all the land, ever.
My hair is irritating me. Only wanted to tidy it up, the stupid woman cut it too short, again, and did the front really badly. Pah.
Nevermind, I love you Richard Ashcroft :D
“The Verve’s Richard Ashcroft has revealed exclusively to NME.COMthat the working title of his forthcoming new album is‘Redemption’.
The singer/guitarist is returning this year with a new band, which he has named United Nations of Sound. The album is expected to be released in late March. Ashcroft has teamed up with producer No ID for the album, who produced Jay-Z’s...
“Center Parcs is like being on a cruise.”
– No, Jaz, it isn’t :p
2 die or not 2 die...
washysworld:
my hair :)
so im getting my hair cut on the 20th and i dont know weather or not to die my hair… well i no i want to but its either blonde highlights, or chocolate brown…i personally would say chocolate brown but hmmm desisions desisions…what shall i do :)
washyy
GINGER!
Haha, brown :) But don’t get it cut, let it groooow!
“That’s why they call it murder, not mukduk.”
Well done Mr Lautner! →
(via andallthatjaz)
They seem to be making a big fuss about breaking up for a couple that apparently weren’t even together ;)
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING
chiggerwigger:
SEARCH ‘BEAUCHAMP’ IN GOOGLE IMAGES
;D
I believe that’s Mr Parker’s cheeky bit on the side ;)
“Sometimes it seems that the going is just too rough
And things go wrong no...”
– Florence And The Machine (via bestoftoday) (via chiggerwigger)
To be perfectly honest, this is true :) Thankyou.
Everyone’s gone/going back to uni now. It makes me sad, fools.
:D
Large music hunt, any suggestions?
MERRY CHRISTMAS SELECT EUROPEAN COUNTRIES :)
(via tuttifruity)
Merry Christmas, Sava :D :)
(Personally, I think everyone’s should be now, Christmas would be an amazing way to start the year!)
Call yourselves teenage boys
tuttifruity:
I just asked my brothers (aged 12 and 14) if they want to laze about watching Iron Man and eating junk food.
They declined.
I have thus retreated to my room and will enjoy these things on my own.
Ask them if they instead would like to laze about watching Love Actually and painting nails. If they say yes, proceed with caution :)
I like listening to music
gemmagemma:
tuttifruity:
but then I find I have nothing to do while listen to music.
Sometimes this frustrates me.
I actually know what you mean lol
I always find myself watching telly, and wishing there was some way I could be listening to music at the same time :p
Who wears short shorts?
My father, aparantly.
It’s not nice, his legs aren’t at all normal-looking, and we’ve just eaten :(
“They came from Birmingham, which is not a place to promise much, you know, Mr...”
– Jane Austen - Emma. LOL, well said, Jane ;)
It's either this or Jane Austen...
1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions? No, I’m scared, Mummyyyy!
2) Would you do meth if it was legalized? Nope :)
3) Abortion: for or against it? For, but only if there’s a good reason, not just coz some slag got herself pregnant and cba to look after it.
4) Do you think the world would fail with a female president? Nope, I think the world would suffer with a really...
jackcrispinwood:
(via milly-midget)
I assume...
Listen
chiggerwigger:
milly-midget:
Oh my word, I had such good intentions, and tried so hard to read Emma, which I need to read along with 8 other books before semester 2. But instead I ended up crashing Chirag’s facebook status and turning his conversation with flatmate into a string of Anchorman quotes, and talking about the difficulties of a non-racist man living with a violently racist penis....
Oh my word, I had such good intentions, and tried so hard to read Emma, which I need to read along with 8 other books before semester 2. But instead I ended up crashing Chirag’s facebook status and turning his conversation with flatmate into a string of Anchorman quotes, and talking about the difficulties of a non-racist man living with a violently racist penis. What the fuck?! I swear,...
