December 2010
59 posts
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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For someone who’s not a lesbian, I do seem to be getting alarmingly good at dressing like one. 
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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But if you want a show, then just let me know and...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Imitation/Identity Theft
[Dwight comes in dressed as Jim]
Pam Beesly: Hey Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight Schrute: Pssh. I look like an idiot. Hey Karen.
Karen: Hey, Dwight. Lookin' sharp.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah that's because I'm your boyfriend Jim Halpert. Hey Karen, wanna get together later and sexual intercourse 'cuz you're my girlfriend.
Jim Halpert: Do you?
Karen: No. I'm good, thanks.
Dec 29th
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WatchWatch
idontworkinthisvan: jimhalpert: francodave:(via oaklands) one of my favorite cold opens, ever.
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 23rd
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Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 20th
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"I'm not lazy, I'm just perpetually still"
Overheard this in Waterstones earlier.  Best. Thing. Ever.
Dec 20th
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On Tuesday when I met dad to get some Christmas presents for mum he suggested meeting today to look for things for me, coz mum can’t be bothered looking for me haha. He asked if I had any ideas, and I said no, so he said “I had an idea that I thought might be nice, do you wear perfume? We could smell some and see if we can find you a nice one” I told him I don’t really wear...
Dec 16th
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“Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention? Mark Zuckerberg: [stares...”
– The Social Network (via cyantist) Fucking excellent!
Dec 13th
Productivity
Jan: How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth would it do that?
Michael Scott: People work faster after.
Jan: Magically.
Michael Scott: No. They have to, to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.
Dec 12th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Bored.
  Open up your iTunes & fill out this survey, no matter how embarassing the responses might be. How many songs total: 2,841 How many hours or days of music: 7 days, 22 hours, 10 minutes, 33 seconds Sort By Song Title First Song: A-Punk - Vampire Weekend Last Song:  99 Red Balloons - Goldfinger Sort By Time Shortest Song: An 8 second clip of my cousin singing Could It Be Magic Longest...
Dec 5th