December 2011
126 posts
Wonder how many times I’ll hear “Oooh, the year’s gone so quickly!” in the next few days. Most annoying phrase ever. Course it fucking hasn’t, it’s a year!
Paying shit loads to have one fixed day and one meeting a week in uni next semester. I’d like my money back please.
Confusing cold callers is one of my favourite...
Lady: Hello, my name is Claire [there's no way it actually was] calling from [random company], am I speaking with...
Me: Actually I'm really sorry, but there's nobody home.
Lady: ...Aren't you home?
Me: No, sorry
Lady: But this is a home number?
Me: It is, yes.
Lady: So you must be at home to have answered it?
Me: You'd think so. But no, nobody's home at the minute.
Lady: ...Ok, I'll try again later.
Watchloveboosh:
NME Covershoot : Kasabian And Noel Fielding
How Serge can wrestle two giant presents and still look fucking cool is beyond me. And if him and Noel Fielding did a gig I think my little heart would explode with joy
Couldn’t find my epilator this morning so I had to shave my legs, and now each one is burning with the fire of a thousand suns. Damn lady problems!
